V-Day Horror Stories

Since I don't have a significant other, I'm bitter about Valentine's Day. But now that some days have passed, I can appreciate the horror stories. Check out these nightmares (see title link) from the guy's perspective - one got a flat-out rejection from his new girlfriend because he bought her too many gifts for her liking. Is it wrong to want to slap her for not appreciating some flowers and a teddy bear? I can't believe she freaked out about being so serious and embarrassed the guy - how sad!