REPORT: Footwear Gone Bad

Report footwear is famous for its bold ad campaigns that feature extreme landscapes and highlighted shoes. Hundreds of celebrities buy Report's products, as marketed proudly by the line's website (see title link). Excessively skinny models with miniskirts and fur coats show off Report's reportedly (ha) glamorous shoes. In reality, the line simply features a few dozen pairs of heels, flats, and sandals that are shockingly unoriginal, while pricing the generic footwear anywhere from $50 to $200. Boring whites, browns, and blacks make up the surprisingly popular line. Every design from Report can be found with a similar brand at Macy's, Sears, and Target for lower prices. Report is an overpriced, unattractive line that fails to impress here.