Robert Pattinson

Another foray into Twilight madness...Robert Pattinson's dry sense of humor has been broadcast for the world to see these days, from sarcastically telling a fan to take her clothes off (which she did, before being escorted out by security) to confessing he was involved in a drug bust to make a statement for all the tabloid rumors and their ridiculousness. Read another interview with Pattinson's jokes (see title link).