Bleach!?

Yes, I really am posting about Clorox Regular Bleach. Why, you ask, would this product have anything to do with teenage girls? Well, my favorite pair of white knit flats have been turning a brownish hue from use for a long time, now. Basically, it's impossible to keep them brand-new white forever, right? Well, I just stuck them in a bucket of some of this bleach and now they look like I just bought them from Lord & Taylor, as they did two summers ago. So really, this product does deserve a bit of our attention. Bravo, Clorox (see title link)!